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My name is Eric.

These are some of my ideas

Nov
18th
Wed
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GPOYW: Check out this GQ motherfucker, edition.

GPOYW: Check out this GQ motherfucker, edition.

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andreaallen: MISSU, KILLER 1000th like.

andreaallen:

MISSU, KILLER

1000th like.

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Hey Andrea

please go ahead and post something.  I don’t even care if i actually like it, its just that i’ve liked 999 posts and i want you to be the 1000th.  I’ve already passed over some very likeable shit so lets get this done, like, now.

love,

killer

Nov
12th
Thu
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this is my (extreme close up) “not even remotely amused to be sitting here at work at 10 pm but hey look at how my no shave november beard is coming in” face

this is my (extreme close up) “not even remotely amused to be sitting here at work at 10 pm but hey look at how my no shave november beard is coming in” face

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rufusmom: icallbullshitonthat: (via nohopenoharm) I wasnt forced, I loved that BS. Yellow Submarine makes me happy and I can still play it. check and double check.  Also, even as a young lad i knew the sterylization processes these went through before being transferred from one child’s mouth to another were nowhere near adequate. But noone cared…it was a simpler time back then.

rufusmom:

icallbullshitonthat:

(via nohopenoharm)

I wasnt forced, I loved that BS. Yellow Submarine makes me happy and I can still play it.

check and double check.  Also, even as a young lad i knew the sterylization processes these went through before being transferred from one child’s mouth to another were nowhere near adequate. But noone cared…it was a simpler time back then.

Nov
11th
Wed
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god bless you guys.

god bless you guys.

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File Under: Reasons I shouldn’t be at work this late or: Reasons my co-workers shouldn’t leave uneaten sandwiches in the fridge.

File Under: Reasons I shouldn’t be at work this late

or: Reasons my co-workers shouldn’t leave uneaten sandwiches in the fridge.

Nov
9th
Mon
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Text messaging with mom.

  • Mom: Cats are winning! Hawks are fumbling, poopy-pants. Reising is gay.
  • Me: Is matricide still a crime?
  • Mom: I'm sure anything that ends with -cide is a crime. Idiot.
  • Me: Ugh. Also, it's REESING. You'd know how to spell if you were a KU fan. *boop*
  • Mom: STOP BOTHERING ME!
  • Me: KU is driving me to drink. THANKS A LOT, JACKASS.
  • Mom: Stay away from the drinking games and the ER. And REESING has a groin pull. His boyfriend must be a tight end.
  • Me: [not dignifying that with a response]
  • Mom: Old Man Snyder took KU's ball and he's NOT GONNA GIVE IT BACK. BOO YEAH!
  • Me: GET OFF MY LAWN!
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Why drinking is such a good idea...

  • : :cops blasting Party in the USA while sitting outside the bars::
  • Me: Hey...what's with the music?
  • Cop: Um...we're Houston PD, we can do pretty much whatever we want.
  • Me: I'm placing you under citizens arrest for poor taste in music.
  • Cop: ::looks at me like he could kill me if he felt like it::
  • Me: Alright...you fellas don't drink and drive now.
  • Cop: YOU don't drink and drive!
  • Me: Oh i'm not drivin. Ginger over there's drivin...we didn't let him drink a drop tonight. BWAHAHAHA
  • I should probably be in jail right now. But in my defense, they were BLASTING party in the usa. blasting it, you guys.
Nov
6th
Fri
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day whatever of no shave november. i’m cranky today…the stubble is not helping this.

day whatever of no shave november.

i’m cranky today…the stubble is not helping this.