January 2008
28 posts
Hit or Miss?: Miller Lite Mascot
Miss. Nobody is going to associate dalmations with miller lite. they should just stop trying now before there’s an accident and PETA starts throwing blood on them and poisoning their brewing kettles.
Dear God, Thank You.
Unless you bleed purple the way I do, you really cannot comprehend how much it means to me, for Kansas State to beat Kansas on our home court. What was referred to as “the streak” was arguably the most outstanding streak in all of college sports…Kansas had beat us in our own house 24 consecutive times, yeah. January 29, 1983 was the last time that we had beat KU on our home...
I’ve had a pretty bad day. I think this...
“‘Canadian’ was the new derogatory term that racist Southerners were using...”
– Southern racists adopt “Canadian” as a euphemism for “black” - Boing Boing that’s only in the south?
Awkward Memories
I get physically uncomfortable every time i re-enact this scene in my head: The year was 1997, Titanic was all the rage. After it had been out in theaters for roughly 2 weeks, my friend’s little brother (probably about 9 at the time) went into the video section at Dillons (our local kroger store) to rent titanic - and obviously what he rented was not the blockbuster you still had to wait in...
Fail
Last night i noticed the humbucker on my guitar was low on one side. Upon further inspection I noticed that the spring was no longer around one of the screws, so it just kinda sunk in. After taking things apart I thought I fixed it, because I could tighten or loosen the screws to raise or lower the humbucker. Well I plugged it in and all 5 settings sounds exactly the same, so i definitely...
Whatever toothpaste costs, I’d gladly pay double if they could come out with a kind that didn’t make everything for the following 4 hours taste like a homeless person’s asshole. Most deadly combo to date: apples
Brush Teeth →
If you’ve never tried brushing your teeth in the shower you really should. Really. It’s great. — barefootboy I dunno, man. Even though it all comes from the same place, I don’t like to mix body water with mouth water. Kinda like how I’ll put (parts of) my body places I won’t put my mouth.
“It wasn’t on my bucket list”
– This is what I’m going to say whenever I get repremanded for doing something stupid. Atleast for as long as its culturaly relevant.
Brainwashed
I have 2 distinct memories of anxiety attacks I had as a child: 1. I was outside playing when a car drove by. A man whom i’d never seen before leaned out the window and tossed out a bunch of candy. All stuff I’d seen before, and all in the original, hermetically sealed wrapping. Anyway I picked it up and ate them. Shortly thereafter at school we had an assembly, the point of which...
I applied for the wrong credit card. I didn’t realize Discover issues a student card specifically for college students that don’t have a line of credit. Well, since I was just trying to apply for a regular credit card, Discover sent me a letter saying “whatever”. So, my credit score should drop down to about…i dunno…negative a billion.
Know What I Hate?
…When I’m sitting in class (or anywhere else a computer isn’t readily available) and I conjure up some really clever observation or a witty quip and think, “I’m so gunna tumbl that.” Then by the time I get home, I forgot it. Only that it was really good. Fuck me in the neck.
today's unemployed agenda
check email check tumblr send out resume take photos check tumblr check email despair wallow think about it for five minutes, decide to fix it — andreaallen lol
Judging by the amout of dropdead gorgeous girls I see that are elementary education majors, I predict in the next 5 years a spike in the number of students who got it bad, got it bad, got it bad…they’re hot for teacher.
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Henrietta by The Fratellis. In my current top 5. ...
“live in the now, man!” this phrase is making me laugh today. try it out. randomly throw it into the middle of a conversation and see what happens! — ianbroyles I find that exceptionally funny because I had wayne’s world memorized when i was a kid, so i know i’ll piss myself if i try it.
Miracle Garlic Testimonial
Andrea, I too, have a miracle garlic testimony: Jr year I had the ear ache from hell. It was probably an ear infection, and while I can at times be dramatic, this was seriously the worst inner ear torture I’ve ever felt. I looked up some online remedies, and so I went to the store, bought a package of garlic tablets, ground one up (my roommate had a mortar and pestle) and poured the powder...
I Can't Believe Andrea Hasn't Tumbld About This...
This story belongs a lot more to Andrea than it does to me, but since she hasn’t told it yet then I will. So Saturday night Carl, Andrea and I go to a party at this lady Melissa’s house (Heather’s bf Langston was invited and he invited us). So we show up to what was in my estimation and pretty swanky affair and after a short while Langston was off schmoozing with other people. ...
I unashamedly spent 6 straight hours sitting at the computer listening to pandora channels. There was a part of me that felt proud because I was familiar with almost all of the bands and almost all of the songs that turned up. I’m ashamed that until yesterday I’d never heard of the band suburban myth. I’m shitting myself over them now.
Definitions
Di chot o my: noun (dī-kŏt’ə-mē): Wiping your butt while you’re farting.
Ahead of the Times
I just now finally signed up for a credit card that I actually intend to use. I think I waited this long because I’ve known way too many people who have gotten themselves up to their elbows in debt and I knew if I wasn’t careful I’d find myself in the same boat. So I signed up for a card that gives me 5% back on gas purchaes since thats where most of my money goes, and I will...
Pandora Radio →
Type in your favorite artist and it will stream you a personalized radio station. Music is interruption free and so far, it has picked up every single thing I have thrown at it. — poortaste holy shit….holy shit.
Preface: I Don't Smoke Pot
If I were president, I would help relieve our staggering national debt by exploiting the limitless potential of pot. I’d legalize it, tax the hell out of it, and control it similar to alcohol - i.e. big trouble if you get caught driving under the influence of it, have to be 18 to buy it (instead of 21, because way more teenagers are pot heads than college kids, and they also have more money...
Observation
Why don’t we blame stuff on El Nino anymore?
If a “club” says no re-entry, what is the point in putting a bracelet on your wrist after you pay the cover?
Why I Hate KU
For all you sports fan that read my blog, you are undoubtedly aware that just the other day KU defeated Virgina Tech in the Orange Bowl, 24-21. (Or, if you heard it from a KU fan, “we kicked their ass big time”) Anyway, after the win, the resulting fallout only reasserted all the reasons why I hate KU. For one, every single facebook status said (Fill in name here) is ROCK...
Traitor
Heather fucking would rock chalk. she probably waved the wheat too. you sell out. the wildcats didn’t want you anyway, enjoy your lame show tunes you call chants, you piece of shit.