December 2008
13 posts
need synonyms for vagina, shame-cave, kitty-cage,...
awesome-everyday:
onemoretimewithfeeling:
shorterexcerpts:
natashavc:
(snatch, cooter, who-ha, are all so obvs)
BUT i’m looking for something fresher (HA!)
ok so far I have
squeeze-box
gash
man-pleaser
canal
bajingo
box (one of the dumber ones, but apparently is big in the OH region?)
muff (which really can only apply if there’s a good bit of 70s bush going on I think)
beef...
i don't like...
when people keep touching their silly hats in photographs. oh look, you have a fedora. how neat. very godfather-esque. Quit touching it. It brings plenty of attention to itself, it doesn’t need your help or your constant awareness that its on your head.
Old Nickelodeon shows online →
onemoretimewithfeeling:
evanwalsh:
e-money: if you ever want to watch any of the old good nick shows go here NOW
They lost me with the decision to avoid posting any live action shows.
ORANGEGASM!! ROCKO’S MODERN LIFE FUCK YES PLZ!
Is it just me...
or does everyone get hungry while watching survivorman or man vs. wild?
note to self
sweett:
do not leave the house at 7am and think you’re going to be anywhere in Houston by 8:00
…crap. don’t say that.
Trying to decide...
if I should figure out my grade or not in my fluids class. I mean, I’ve already done the graduation ceremony, and I know that I’ve already passed (it takes a C to pass) my 4 other classes. On the one hand, I could figure out what I need to get on this final to ensure I get a C and pass…but I’m afraid that will just put a lot of pressure and anxiety on myself to do well. ...
dalasverdugo:
I am secretly hoping to win a Tumblr award. Maybe for COOLEST ATTITUDE?
I think you’re a lock for “biggest crush on obama”
know what'd be fun?
watching a pornographic film in an adult theater and then afterwards talk about how the book was so much better.
Don't ask me why...
but girls that take a nap barefoot…so sexy.
there’s a girl in the library taking a nap on one of the couches, her shoes and socks are on the floor. i have difficulty looking away. i must be depraved.
Just Tried Adderol
for the first time. Overall I’d rate it as a good experience. Perhaps the fact that I took it right after eating a pretty big dinner is the reason I wasn’t wired or tweaking out, as is the effect described to me by some of my friends that have taken in and not “needed” it. I was very calm and collected. The only difference from “normal me” was that I was a...
Chat With Andrea Allen About Meeting Internet...
Andrea: i like that though. i like when people are willing to do stuff with "strangers".
Andrea: as in internet only
me: yeah, its cool
Andrea: it's a gamble, but I've never had a bad experience
me: true, because you never know who could be out there
Andrea: or if their internet personalities are better than their real ones
me: yeah, although i think if you've been reading someones blog for long enough you can atleast get a good cross section, maybe not all their ins and outs but a good idea
Andrea: true
Andrea: someone was saying they met up with a gal that was way cooler on the internet
Andrea: apparently her real life personality sucks but her online personality is the tits
me: thats too bad
me: if only she was that for rlz
me: i think our blogs are pretty indicitive of who we are in real life
Andrea: i agree
Andrea: blogs and vids
me: esp vids
Andrea: i think that's rare for some folks
me: i think some people try too hard to be like the people they think are cool instead of just being themselves...which, ironically, is what makes the people they idolize so cool
Andrea: HAHAHA true
me: not that this is groundbreaking realization stuff but they see a vimeo of people doing something and are like "shit lets go do exactly that" and then its just pretend to be someone you saw on vimeo instead of be yourself
Andrea: i feel like people did that with lodwick all the time
me: fer sher
Andrea: I wonder if people think of me like I used to think of lodwick
me: well now that you're staff you've been elevated to an entierly new caste on the internets.