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this is what it looks like when you have fun at a tacky sweater...

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 14:23:30 -0500

this is what it looks like when you have fun at a tacky sweater party…

this is what it looks like when you have TOO much fun at a tacky...

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 14:22:58 -0500

this is what it looks like when you have TOO much fun at a tacky sweater party

Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 14:16:05 -0500

but mama, that’s where the fun is.

shack update

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 14:47:15 -0500

sweett:

Permit will be picked up Monday morning, early. Pilings delivered Wednesday with construction starting Wednesday afternoon and Thursday. Estimated completion date 90 to 120 days.

my day could not get any better than this.

i don’t care if i’m invited or not, i’m crashing at the shack when i’m down in april for the galveston triathlon…just sayin.

every day this week i've worn a shirt to work that i've had since high school.

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:33:24 -0500

i’d like to think that the pathetic nature of the fact that i still own a full weeks worth of clothes from highschool is offset by the fact that i can now fit into high school sized clothes again.

aimee-b-loved: adelamaide: I had occasion to eat lunch today...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 15:48:43 -0500

aimee-b-loved:

adelamaide:

I had occasion to eat lunch today at the Petroleum Club, on the 9th floor of the Bank of America. The view is not bad.

Is there a “FUCKYEAHWICHITA” Tumblr? Oh, wait. verb [ICT]. Even better. ;]

auto-wichita reblog.

duplo: (via planettampon) I had one of these little guys. I...

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 18:29:06 -0500

duplo:

(via planettampon)

I had one of these little guys. I used to try to jam him up by feeding him entire stacks of coins at one time.

Had it. loved it. he would just chew on that money…

its snowing

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 10:40:07 -0500

in houston texas. houston motherfucking texas. un-ac-ceptable.

if it was “stick to the ground, go make snow men and play in it” snow, that would be one thing. But this is the “its not QUITE cold enough for it to stick to the ground so really rather than snow this is more like freezing rain from hell” snow. not a happy camper at all…our company christmas party is tomorrow, at a beach house, so, the snow will probably take away from the beach house atmosphere.

fuckin trees with dicks, man.

Breaking News:

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:27:58 -0500

When asked about his decision to resign as head football coach at KU, Mangino was quoted as saying, “I’d actually decided to resign a week before the missouri game, but chose to keep quiet because i didn’t want my players to have to make the difficult decision of trying to decide whether or not to carry me off their field on their shoulders.”

Not really, but i can’t help but laugh that KU got rid of the best thing that ever happened to that football program b/c he had a bad year and he’s really, really fat.

its gotta suck being famous right now...the only way anyone is going to talk about you is if you're dead or cheating on your spouse.

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 11:41:56 -0500

aimee-b-loved: Song of the Day: Led Zeppelin “D’yer Mak’er” I...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 11:50:18 -0500

aimee-b-loved:

Song of the Day:

Led Zeppelin “D’yer Mak’er”

I went through a Led Zeppelin phase in high school. That’s when I decided that Houses of the Holy was my favorite album. And this song still makes me bouncy happy.

auto-zep reblog

GPOYW: Check out this GQ motherfucker, edition.

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 10:50:25 -0500

GPOYW: Check out this GQ motherfucker, edition.

andreaallen: MISSU, KILLER 1000th like.

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 10:39:22 -0500

andreaallen:

MISSU, KILLER

1000th like.

Hey Andrea

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:45:23 -0500

please go ahead and post something. I don’t even care if i actually like it, its just that i’ve liked 999 posts and i want you to be the 1000th. I’ve already passed over some very likeable shit so lets get this done, like, now.

love,

killer

this is my (extreme close up) “not even remotely amused to...

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 23:01:43 -0500

this is my (extreme close up) “not even remotely amused to be sitting here at work at 10 pm but hey look at how my no shave november beard is coming in” face

rufusmom: icallbullshitonthat: (via nohopenoharm) I wasnt...

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:48:49 -0500

rufusmom:

icallbullshitonthat:

(via nohopenoharm)

I wasnt forced, I loved that BS. Yellow Submarine makes me happy and I can still play it.

check and double check. Also, even as a young lad i knew the sterylization processes these went through before being transferred from one child’s mouth to another were nowhere near adequate. But noone cared…it was a simpler time back then.

god bless you guys.

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:32:48 -0500

god bless you guys.

File Under: Reasons I shouldn’t be at work this late or:...

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:23:43 -0500

File Under: Reasons I shouldn’t be at work this late

or: Reasons my co-workers shouldn’t leave uneaten sandwiches in the fridge.

Text messaging with mom.

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:58:28 -0500

Mom: Cats are winning! Hawks are fumbling, poopy-pants. Reising is gay.
Me: Is matricide still a crime?
Mom: I'm sure anything that ends with -cide is a crime. Idiot.
Me: Ugh. Also, it's REESING. You'd know how to spell if you were a KU fan. *boop*
Mom: STOP BOTHERING ME!
Me: KU is driving me to drink. THANKS A LOT, JACKASS.
Mom: Stay away from the drinking games and the ER. And REESING has a groin pull. His boyfriend must be a tight end.
Me: [not dignifying that with a response]
Mom: Old Man Snyder took KU's ball and he's NOT GONNA GIVE IT BACK. BOO YEAH!
Me: GET OFF MY LAWN!

Why drinking is such a good idea...

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:29:13 -0500

::cops blasting Party in the USA while sitting outside the bars::

Me: Hey...what's with the music?
Cop: Um...we're Houston PD, we can do pretty much whatever we want.
Me: I'm placing you under citizens arrest for poor taste in music.
Cop: ::looks at me like he could kill me if he felt like it::
Me: Alright...you fellas don't drink and drive now.
Cop: YOU don't drink and drive!
Me: Oh i'm not drivin. Ginger over there's drivin...we didn't let him drink a drop tonight. BWAHAHAHA

I should probably be in jail right now. But in my defense, they were BLASTING party in the usa. blasting it, you guys.